Category:  wedding

Wedding Wasted: A Few Practical Tips

By , August 17, 2011 in party, wedding

Wedding Crashers is a work of fiction. Let’s get that out of the way right now. You are not as charming as Vince Vaughn. Your nose is not as charmingly deformed as Owen Wilson’s. Thus, you will never be able to sustain a social life based around the infiltration of strangers’ weddings. That’s the bad news. The good news is that you don’t have to crash weddings because you will be invited to them. And unless you are Amish, these weddings will have open bars (If you are Amish, I thank you for reading the Boozin Blog print newsletter!). Now, before you go running off to nudge all of your friends into matrimony, remember this: there is a fine line between “that guy who was a blast at the wedding” and “that guy who puked on the flower girl”. Follow these three arbitrary, not at all thorough tips at your… Read More »