This Might Be the Most Important Vote of Your Lifetime

No doubt the results will affect many of us deeply once the votes are counted and the nation – even the world – has to find a way to deal with the outcome.

I mean, this must be decided – is it called beer pong or Beirut? A poll has been put up at CollegeHumor.com to resolve this most important issue.

Sure, Beirut has a classy flare but beer pong has a beautiful sort of utilitarianism.

And this isn’t the only dispute that this poll seeks to resolve. It also addresses issues such as 6 cup vs. 10 or 12, bounce rules, body parts on tables, and can girls blow out spinning balls. These are indeed important issues.

OK, so this will resolve nothing. The poll has been up for a while now with about one quarter of the votes going to Beirut and the rest going for beer pong. But the debate rages on in the comments section and makes for interesting reading.

So go! Vote! Debate! It’s your duty as a member of Beer Pong Nation.

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