Last Call for Peggy

Peggy and her mate Peter used to be regulars at the Alexandra Hotel pub in Jarrow, England. She was fond of nursing a John Smith’s bitter with some chips.

But the owner had to finally say enough’s enough. Peter was still welcome to come in but after having the pub refurbished the landlady had to tell Peggy to kindly wait outside for Peter. The carpets, she was told, were the main issue.

Did I mention that Peggy’s a horse?

Can a horse be on the wagon?

The regulars miss her. When they ask Peter where his drinking buddy is he just explains that she’s kicked the habit.

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