“Glassphemy” - The Great Beer Bottle Throwing
You know how it is; sometime you just have to throw a beer bottle at someone. It could be that they said something you didn’t like. It could be that you caught them checking out your date. It could be that they’ve had it coming for a long time. Or it could just be that they have that kind of face. It happens and now, finally, someone is making it possible to itch that scratch. It’s called “Glassphemy.”
It started when David Belt decided that recycling had just become “too damn boring.” I’m not really sure that I understand this complaint. Was recycling every exciting? Apparently, it once was for Belt.
Anyway, in order to recapture that high that conserving resources used to give him, Belt put together “Glassphemy.” Basically it’s a big cage made of steal and bullet proof glass. The bottle throwers stand inside; their targets stand outside and bottles are flung. The bottles will break harmless on the cage walls and the throwers, presumably, while find outlet for their aggression.
Belt isn’t quite sure yet what’s to be done with the broken glass. The shards might wind up in light fixtures or the bottle bits might be ground down to sand. He’s open to suggestions…
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Could be or at least one might be able to achieve nirvana from within a million and a half empty beer bottles.