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Are you sick of this? Are you sick of doing a beer bong but wishing you could share the experience with your girlfriend? And two of her friends? And the guys they’re banging?

Well now you can! Thanks to Bongzilla! The answer to all of your multi-beer bonging problems. With just the flick of a…

To infomercially?

How about this:
Presenting the Bongzilla. The greatest party invention since pinning the tail on the donkey. Yes friends, with the bongzilla you are not only guaranteed to throw the greatest party in the history of your school, but you will most certainly get some from the hottest looking member of the opposite sex in attendance. Yes, you’ll wonder how you ever got on, before after using the bongzilla…

No, that’s too old-school sales-pitchy.

Okay, here’s what I’m all worked up about. This new product arrived in the Boozin’ Gear warehouse the other day and we’re all pretty excited about it.

As you can see from the picture, this ultimate beer bong features six hoses. What you can’t see is that each hose can be clamped shut which is pretty cool if you’re not into spilt beer. The cup is large enough for plenty of beer and the nearly six-foot pole can be lowered for easy refilling.

Now, try to tell me that you don’t want this at your next party! Grab yours here.

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The recent so-called beer summit had a lot of people talking about beer in public. This is really kind of unusual in the US where we love beer but we’re supposed to be a bit ashamed of it. Whenever we do talk about beer in public we are required to make nervous little jokes about it, use words like “suds” and make little self deprecating quips that prove we’re cool with it.

Bollocks!

With that I’d like to say that I’m now a fan of Representative Jared Polis. I don’t know a lot about the congressman; I’d never heard of him before seeing this clip. But I like the casual way he accepted doing a beer bong on camera. Sure it’s a little juvenile to funnel a beer but you have to appreciate the way he just rolled with it. He’s clearly comfortable with beer and doesn’t need to consult a focus group before drinking one in public. Bravo, Jared!

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