Hm. Well. Okay, this is awkward. Ã‚Â WeÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re well into the second week of December which means, by my calculations, IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve posted nothing in just over a month. Ã‚Â This is, of course, due to the inherent difficulty in writing about getting drunk: it encourages me to shirk responsibility by… getting drunk. Ã¢â‚¬Å“But Don Julian, Hemingway did it!Ã¢â‚¬Â Well, if Hemingway shot himself in the face with a shotgun, would you? (HINT: He did; you didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t). Ã‚Â The truth of the matter is that IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d love more than anything to be able to write while inebriated, but itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s just not in my drunk skill set. Ã‚Â See chart: Things in my drunk skill set: eating — dancing — getting drunker — sleeping — freestyle rapping — talking to people that scare me — karaoke — writing texts that are terrible ideas. Things not in my drunk skill set: operating heavy machinery — writing anything… Read More »
New YearÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s Eve is one of the biggest party nights of the year. While the good times are flowing here are a few tips to avoid a miserable New YearÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s day after.
There are lots of cures that seem to employ varying degrees of practicality. But other more folksy remedies are so much more fun to consider and many are surprisingly effective.