F*ck what you think of my Halloween costume. “That’s not gonna get you laid.†So what? Let’s be honest. This is a holiday. Not only that; this is a drinking holiday, and maybe you’re sexy when you drink, but me? I’m just tactless and smelly. Tactless and Smelly wasn’t gettin’ laid tonight anyway. “It’s not [...]
Filed under: halloween, halloween costumes, holiday on November 4th, 2011 | No Comments »
“I hate Halloween.†Not my words, but the words of a female friend of mine. “There’s all this pressure to wear something slutty and whatever I dress up as, I always feel homely compared to the other girls.†“Untrueâ€, I said! Only the most boring and vapid of women wear slutty costumes for Halloween these [...]
Filed under: halloween, halloween costumes, holiday, nostalgia, seasonal beer on October 24th, 2011 | No Comments »
In case you missed, yesterday I decided to start dolling out advice for your Halloween parties this weekend. I did this without caring at all whether or not you actually want my advice. And today my advice – and apathy of your opinion of it – continues: Bring a buddy. I’m not telling you to [...]
Filed under: Beer, booze, halloween, halloween costumes, holiday, party on October 30th, 2010 | No Comments »
For those of us without young kids, Halloween has increasingly become a chance to party. There really couldn’t be a better time of the year for it, especially outdoor parties. The weather is cool, odds of rain are fairly low and the summer bugs are gone. Perfect for lighting a bonfire and drinking the night [...]
Filed under: Beer, booze, halloween, halloween costumes, holiday, party on October 29th, 2010 | 1 Comment »
If you have young kids, then this is their day. First, you have to strap them into the super hero or cartoon character costume that they excitedly picked out last weekend. Then you herd them out the door and into the street where you cautiously lead them from neighbor’s house to neighbor’s house and send [...]
Filed under: Beer, halloween costumes, holiday on October 31st, 2009 | No Comments »
What kind of Halloween person are you? Are you the type that shows up to your friend’s Halloween party in a polo shirt and khaki’s with the lame joke that you’re an accountant on casual Friday or are you the one that shows up dressed to the nines as a witch, cop, ghoul or whatever [...]
Filed under: halloween costumes on September 18th, 2009 | No Comments »
Talk about Boozin’ Gear! We here at BoozinGear.com are pretty excited about our new line of completely irresponsible adult Halloween costumes. Personally I’m thinking of going as Captain Morgan. I’ll tell you this – you’re definitely not going to catch me in lederhosen! adult costumes Halloween customes
Filed under: halloween costumes on October 6th, 2008 | No Comments »