The Best Last Minute Drinking Game for the Super Bowl

As I post this, it is 3:29 PM PST on February 5th, 2012. Kickoff, Super Bowl XLVI. You’ve got the flat-screen, the food, the friends, and if you’re googling beer blogs right now, you’re missing one thing: The Drinking Game. I’ll keep this brief: go with the Moustache Game. It’s simple and the only game [...]

Do the Worm: Unless Doing the Worm Constitutes Being Boring at a Party

Universal truth #1: Youth is wasted on the young. Universal truth #2: Alcohol’s anti-aging properties are wasted on the boring lab worms. You don’t know what I’m talking about? Where do you get your science, not Yahoo! News? Your loss, because now you don’t know about the elephant that got fit for contact lenses, the [...]

Dammit, Starbucks

Atlanta, we’re in a fight. No! Nnno! Get… your grubby hands OFF OF ME! A back rub won’t get you out of this one. You get to enjoy Ludacris’ Chicken and Beer destination at Hartsfield-Jackson. I get that. He’s an Atlanta rapper, so it’s only fair. Same reason I- as an LA resident- get to [...]

Japanese for Douche

I hope one of my roommates walks in right now. The apartment is empty and I’m typing away, bumpin’ some J-Pop, and eating peanut butter straight from the jar. I am a writer. This is my method. But the J-Pop is new. The J-Pop is accompaniment while we discuss one of the greatest Japanese traditions [...]

Hot Tub Drunk Machine

“Who’s foot is this?” “Who’s butt is this?” “GET YOUR FOOT OUT OF MY BUTT!” Hot tubs are great. They keep you warm in times of cold, they keep girls bikini’d in time of sweaters, and they keep everyone sickeningly close in times of societal standards for personal space.  And on top of all that, [...]

R-R-R-REEEEMIX… ing Beer with Liquor

I remember fondly the first time I used beer as a mixer. Okay, that’s a lie, but I do believe it was three or four years ago and it involved vodka, Milwaukee’s Best, and a desire to be classy enough for cocktails, but not classy enough for anything that remotely resembled a cocktail (Though I’m [...]

Yes, Scotch Can!

File this one under “even I think it’s a bad idea”. And if I’m being honest, file it also under “can’t say I won’t!” Scotch in a can, ladies and gentlemen. The future is here. Well, not right here. The future is currently puking in the bathroom. Because the future just finished a 12-ounce, non-resealable aluminum can of [...]

Ooooohmygod Ludacris and beer and chicken and Hartsfield-Jackson

Apologies! No time to come up with a clever headline, I am going stream of conscious on you people because you need this NOW. No, you needed to know five minutes ago, but I’ve failed you. Do you like beer? Yeah? Chicken? Yes? Ludacris? Of course! Flying? … …No? You have a debilitating, chronic fear [...]

Last Minute Shopping… THE DRINKING GAME

The holidays! A time to shirk responsibility, save completely foreseeable annual things until the very last minute, and start articles with generic exclamations! As we at the Boozin Blog are always in support of such festive tendencies, I’ve shirked responsibility to leave you wonderful people waiting an entire week for your next Boozin’ Blog. And [...]

Happy National Growler Day

The internet is good for two things: (1) Laziness.  You can now do anything from the comfort of your office chair, couch, bed, or even toilet.  This is actually not something the internet is good for.  This is something the internet is terrible for.  I mean, cyber-bullying?  Back in my day, if you wanted to [...]