Boozin’ Gear carries a lot of terrific products. TheyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve got great shirts, sandals, towels, bar accessories and more, but there are a few that stand out as the best, the funniest and the most innovative. Okay, maybe not innovative but they are pretty hilarious. Here are MY top 10.
The boobs actually bounce. How cool is that? I guarantee if you get these, youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll be flicking these tiny boobs all night. Just donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t be an idiot and shake the can.
This sweatshirt was inspired by alcoholic kangaroos. Currently I’m working on a beer bong inspired by the four stomachs of a cow. No luck thus far…
Remember when I said innovative? BOOM! Not only is it a beach mat which is like ten times better than a beach towel, it also holds all of your beer. Thank God for science.
I feel like I’m the Hulk when I have these on. But I always squash my beer because I forget to take the beer out before I go all Mike Tyson.
Every day is Oktoberfest in this shirt. Tuesday? It’s Oktoberfest. Wednesday? Still Oktoberfest! Thursday!?!? It’s laundry day, dude. Find another shirt to wear for one day, please.
This hat makes absolutely no sense and I love it. Although IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m not sure if IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m just in love with the guy in the picture. (sneaky vampire tooth anyone?
I love forties in paper bags but the condensation tears them apart in minutes. NOT ANYMORE!
With this guy, I usually tell people I made it myself. Ladies like a man whoÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s good with arts and crafts.
Because the only problem I have with beer is that it takes way to long to drink.