Countdown to Father’s Day – Hats
Studies show* that 67.4% of all dad’s like wearing hats. They like wearing them when they go fishing, to the game, during dinner, at work, at church – pretty much anywhere they can get away with wearing hats, dad like wearing hats there. Survey respondents** told us things like hats just “make me feel better” and “it’s good to have a lid for my brain.”
We can’t argue with that!
So – and I think you know where this is going – shouldn’t you get dear old dad a hat branded with his favorite booze this year? It’s all he really wants and, for chissake, if his brain needs a lid you’d better provide him with one!
*By “studies show” here at the boozin’ blog, of course we mean that the author just pulled a made-up number out of his ass.
**Again, fake facts.
Filed under: gift, holiday on June 11th, 2010 | 1 Comment »
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