If you are a days-that-end-in-y kind of drinker like I am, then you probably look forward to St. Patrick’s Day with just as much anticipation as I do. The patriotic crowd can have their Fourth of July, the tree-huggers can have their Arbor Day, the glutens can have their Thanksgiving, the religious folks can have their Easter, the weekend partiers can have their New Years Eve and everyone else can have their Christmas. I’ve got my St. Patrick’s Day and my whiskey and my stout; I’m happy.

Why am I talking to you about this now? Well, the day is exactly one month from today, giving you four weeks to get your shit together and order a t-shirt or, better yet a full on St. Paddy’s day costume like this one so you can celebrate in style. Remember last year? You meant to pick up a shirt or hat showing your love of things Irish, your love of Guinness or whatever unrelated beer into which you dump green food dye every March 17. (I still don’t get why you do that!)

You meant to do it, but you didn’t. So you had to be a douche and go out drinking in whatever non-St. Patrick’s Day clothing you pulled out of your closet. And no one spoke to you, did they? No, they didn’t because they knew that you really didn’t care about our beautiful day dedicated to Irishness and booziness.

Well, not this year. Stop what you’re doing and head over to the store side of this website and get some St. Paddy’s gear. Do it now.