Canoe Pirate
I’ve never considered buying beer for an underaged kid before but, I probably would in this case.
Casey Whittington of California spent some time patching up an old canoe a few weeks ago. After putting the finishing touches on his boat he wanted to make sure that it was fully repaired. He put it in the water and left it overnight. When he returned it was gone.
That was weeks ago and he had likely given up on ever seeing it again. That is until the ransom demand arrived. Yup, Casey is the victim of boatnapping. The master criminal has demanded the Casey turn over a 30-pack case of beer.
I say Casey should just suck it up and turn over the beer. But, he definitely should shake it up first. Maybe the local hardware store would let him use the paint can shaker.
Filed under: Beer on June 29th, 2009 |
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