Countdown to St. Patrick’s Day – How to Make Green Beer
Let me start this little green beer instructional with one comment. DON’T! What the hell’s wrong with you? Making beer green. Not only is this just a silly idea but it is also stupid!
That being said, let’s make some green beer!
Ingredients:
Beer – any kind will do but it’s more effective with lighter colored beers
Green food coloring
Clear glass – you want to see your green beer, right?
Instructions:
Add one drop of green food coloring to your glass. Pour the beer into the glass.
That’s it. You just made green beer. Now hold the beer up to the light, admire the color and ask yourself why the hell you just did this.
More thoughts about the moldy color of this holiday check out What’s With All the Damn Green?
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